Friday, October 06, 2006

The Worlds Biggest Turd...

It is a typical London day. The skies are covered over by the sad and gloomey blanket that so often rests upon our dreary city. The rain is falling softly, gently washing away the grime to expose a new, shinier layer of filth. Its about 9:50am and im due my first smoke of the morning. I put my empty coffee cup in the sink and make my way to the back door of the office. Its an interesting place to work, Camden. You see all kinds of colourful people doing, questionable things. But pleasant none the less.
I step out of the the back door onto the narrow strip of concrete that runs along the Regent's canal and stroll slowly into the shelter of the bridge to my right. Here, in this little corner of Camden, the rain does not fall. It is a completely secluded spot away from the hustle and bustle of the police staion just above it, and therefore attracts many interesting individuals who need a dry spot to do whatever it is they do to get the morning off to a spinning start.
Something catches my eye... and my nose... Something huge. No. Its Immense. I rub my eyes to make sure its not an eyelash hanging on for dear life. I shuffle a little closer. There it is. In plain view. It's the Biggest fucking turd I have ever seen in my life. What a shit fucking way to start my morning. Although, Im sure Ill be having an infinitely better day than the poor cunt that gave birth to this monster.
I grab my phone and take a few skillfully angled shots. 5 minutes later and the who world can see what kind of a shit morning I have had. Fuck I Love the internet!!!

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